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Liberalism: Why think when you can “feel”?

Kidney stones could increase due to…you guessed it…global “warming”!

Seriously.  I’m not making this stuff up:

More Americans are likely to suffer from kidney stones in the coming years as a result of global warming, according to researchers at the University of Texas. Kidney stones, which are formed from dissolved minerals in the urine and can be extremely painful, are often caused by caused by dehydration, either by not drinking enough liquid or losing too much due to high heat conditions. …

 

Look on the bright side: at least they didn’t blame the projected increase in kidney stones on Bush.

You Texas Longhorn grads ought to be ashamed of your alma mater right about now.

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July 16, 2008 - Posted by | global warming, Texas

8 Comments »

  1. “Look on the bright side: at least they didn’t blame the projected increase in kidney stones on Bush.”

    The blame is inferred:

    Bush didn’t sign Kyoto
    Kyoto solves Global Warming Hoax
    Global Warming Hoax causes ____.

    …therefore…

    You get the picture.

    Comment by TheBad | July 16, 2008

  2. Bad
    So how does Kevin Bacon figure into it?

    Comment by WMD_Maker | July 16, 2008

  3. Simple:

    Kevin Bacon was in Rails & Ties with John Nielson
    John Nielson was in End of Days with Arnold Schwarzenegger
    Arnold Schwarzenegger blames Bush for inaction on Global Warming Hoax

    (and I even pulled it off without Clooney!)

    Comment by TheBad | July 16, 2008

  4. Good one TB!
    But”….losing too much due to high heat conditions. …” That must not be the reason because more Canadians (33% more) have kidney stones than Americans.
    Maybe we just don’t drink enough beer?

    Comment by tnjack | July 16, 2008

  5. Poor universal govt run healthcare

    Comment by WMD_Maker | July 16, 2008

  6. (and I even pulled it off without Clooney!)

    Impressive, indeed!

    Maybe we just don’t drink enough beer?

    Well, I certainly do my part! 😆

    Comment by crushliberalism | July 16, 2008

  7. It’s a good thing there’s a source page, or I would have thought you pulled this right from the Onion.

    Yep. It’s Onion rediculous 😉

    Comment by Jenn | July 17, 2008

  8. I agree, Jenn…it IS Onion material! Sometimes, the only thing sillier than satire is reality.

    Comment by crushliberalism | July 17, 2008


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