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DNC unleashes secret weapon against GOP in a stunning “September surprise”

My worst fears have come true.  Yes, even worse than keeping the DE Senate seat blue.  I hope you’re sitting down, because this is so dispiriting to conservatives everywhere!

Two days ago, DNC chief Tim Kaine promised “something that will excite Democrats across the country”.  And boy, did they indeed!  Here it is:

Their super-duper red-tsunami-killing secret weapon is…a logo!

And not just any logo, mind you, but a powder-blue sissyfied logo with a rehashed slogan.  Hold. Me. Back.

Heck, why even show up at the polls, folks?  They’ve peed in our coffee mugs yet again, stunning us with such an unforeseen and dazzling display of brilliance from which we cannot recover.  Undoubtedly, Pansy #ss Logo will get their stoner base off the couch and their welfare brood mares out of their babydaddy’s beds and into the voting booth on Nov. 2 like nothing else will!  Crap…punked again.

I think Allah nails this one here, far better than any of my snark above:

I figured the “major announcement” would have something to do with their online organization, but how could anyone not have guessed that it would involve a logo? Better “branding” and salesmanship are always, always their solutions to their political problems; the policies themselves are brilliant, so how could anything except poor “messaging” explain a decline in the polls? Consider this an absurd yet perfectly foreseeable extension of that logic. GOP tsunami coming in November? Time to go nuclear, then: New logo.

Exactly.  “Judge us by our accomplishments?  Nah, instead, check out our new logo!”

Well, if there’s any silver lining for the left, it’s this: Considering their failed philosophy is based on stuff that will fit on a t-shirt or bumper sticker, this superwickedawesome logo will serve a purpose after all!

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September 16, 2010 - Posted by | humor, moonbats

7 Comments »

  1. Okay, I’m confused….. Are they saying the change we got in 2008 didn’t matter… or that they’re changing the change…or that change (as in nickels and dimes) really matters because that’s all we have left after their drunken spending spree…..?

    I do think it’s rather ingenius that their new logo looks like a big blue bullseye…

    I guess their brilliant plan of seducing 11 year old girls with the “Justin Bieber vote” didn’t work… so THIS is the best they can do?

    Comment by Kanaka Girl | September 16, 2010

  2. Grammatically speaking, shouldn’t it be “change WHICH matters”?

    Comment by TTH | September 16, 2010

  3. Grammer iz tuff! 😀

    Comment by crushliberalism | September 16, 2010

  4. Is it just me, or are they just begging for satire?

    Comment by TheBad | September 17, 2010

  5. Democrats still the same lying scoundrels only now they’re hoping you’ll buy their crap sandwich and again!
    Sorry they can’t fool this woman. They’re better off preying on the gullible and relying on their true believers.

    Comment by SojournerLove | September 17, 2010

  6. I’m scurrrrred!

    Comment by George | September 20, 2010

  7. Wow..guess we’re all done for now. An uninspiring logo! Who can stand up t THAT?!

    Maybe lead-based paint producers can make a come-back with that kind of marketing wisdom!

    Comment by Kevin | September 22, 2010


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