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Poll sounds the death knell on Crist’s ill-fated Senate campaign?

From Rasmussen:

The latest Rasmussen Reports telephone survey of Likely Voters in Florida shows Rubio with 50% of the vote, up nine points from just over a week ago and his best showing in the race to date. Support for Crist, the state’s current GOP governor, has fallen to a new low of 25%, while Meek captures 19%. Three percent (3%) like another candidate in the race, and three percent (3%) more are undecided.

That’s 50%, in a three-way race.  While there are still three weeks until Election Day, and as such there is always time for an unforeseen error or scandal, this race is Rubio’s to lose.

In honor of the nation’s first Oompa Loompa governor, and with the proper recognition to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, I give you the following:

Oompa Loompa, doopity doo,
I’ve got another puzzle for you.
Oompa Loompa, doopity dee,
Crist said Rubio “drinks too much tea!”

What do you get when a RINO is toast?
A seat that was his for the taking, he boasts.
Feeling he was due, he had waited “his turn”,
but just like his skin, his cam..paign…burned!

You would be Charlie Crist!

Oompa Loompa, doopity dah,
Charlie Suntan’s on his last hurrah.
No one knows what Charlie will do,
When the Oompa Loompa’s career is through!

Note to commenter Kanaka Girl:  You’re welcome!  😆

October 8, 2010 - Posted by | Charlie Crist, Florida, Marco Rubio, polls


  1. With the administration’s people leaving like rats jumping from a sinking ship, I would bet Crist’s good buddy Barack could find a job for him. Maybe SPF Czar.

    Comment by Lee | October 9, 2010

  2. Nicely done Crush. I’ve missed the oompa loompa songs.

    Comment by Kanaka Girl | October 11, 2010

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