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Humor alert: political suicide

Funny, yet sad and true.  Hat tip to Jenn:

Why I am depressed…

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I will lead you to the Promised Land.”

Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your #sses and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land.”

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your #sses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc…

I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.


November 19, 2010 - Posted by | humor


  1. wow

    Comment by Kevin | November 19, 2010

  2. Jenn has a good sense of humor!


    Comment by SojournerLove | November 20, 2010

  3. Bwahahahahaha!! As funny as this is, it also has a bit of truth in it.

    Comment by Whittlin' Man | November 22, 2010

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