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UPDATED: MSM reporting that Osama bin Laden is dead

UPDATES BELOW.

Details are sketchy right now (10:52 pm EST on Sunday night), but the dinosaur media is atwitter that Osama bin Laden has assumed cave temperature.  No idea if it was kidney disease, a bullet in his gourd, tainted falafel, or whatever.  All I do know is that if this is true…

PRAISE GOD!

May bin Laden burn a crispy noire forever in Hell!

No word as to whether or not his adoring fan, Sen. Patty Murray(D-WA), will be attending bin Laden’s funeral.

UPDATE (05/01/2011 – 11:03 PM EST): Sources say that apparently, OBL was killed last week in a U.S. strike by Navy SEALs putting a bullet in his gourd.  Last week?  They’ve been waiting on DNA testing of his remains to confirm that the body in U.S. possession is indeed that of OBL, and the tests apparently are positive.

UPDATE (05/02/2011 – 12:02 PM EST): Details and chronology here.  It appears as though we got intel on OBL’s courier four years ago (during the “Bu$hitler McCheneyburton regime”), who led us right to bin Laden.  How did we get this intel?  Harsh interrogation tactics at Gitmo!  😆  Hey, libs, remind us again: how are these techniques are a bad thing?

UPDATE (05/02/2011 – 12:31 PM EST): Remember when Obama and his minions detested “secret prisons” a couple of years ago?  Now that those “secret prisons” got us early intel that culminated in exterminating a large cockroach yesterday, suddenly the left loves them some “secret prisons”.  Good times, good times.

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May 2, 2011 - Posted by | religion of peace

5 Comments »

  1. yeah,Sure tell me about it Osama dead what a load of bull kaka

    Comment by SPURWING PLOVER | May 2, 2011

  2. May his body have been wrapped in bacon and may his 72 virgins look like Helen Thomas.

    Comment by Kanaka Girl | May 2, 2011

  3. At least there’s ONE thing he won’t blame on Bush.

    Comment by Kanaka Girl | May 2, 2011

  4. By this time OBL has found the 72 virgins thing to be (in the words of SPURWING PLOVER above) a load of bull kaka.

    Comment by Dux | May 2, 2011

  5. HE,S DEAD JIM

    Comment by SPURWING PLOVER | May 5, 2011


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