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Man of unknown religious affiliation tries to storm airplane cockpit screaming “Allahu Akbar!”


The passengers sat stunned as they watched a man walk quickly toward the front of American Airlines Flight 1561 as it was descending toward San Francisco. He was screaming and then began pounding on the cockpit door.

“I kept saying to myself: ‘What’s he doing? Does he have a bomb? Is he armed?’” passenger Angelina Marty said.

Within moments Sunday, a flight attendant tackled Rageh Almurisi. Authorities do not yet have a motive.

While authorities said that Almurisi, 28, of Vallejo, Calif., has no clear or known ties to terrorism, the incident underscored fears that extremists may try to mount attacks to retaliate for the death of al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden last week.

Federal agents are investigating Almurisi’s background. He was carrying a Yemeni passport and a California identification card, authorities said.

…Marty, 35, recalled that she and other passengers on the plane were stunned when they saw Almurisi walking down the aisle. She said a woman in a row across from her who speaks Arabic translated that Almurisi said “God is Great!” in Arabic.

Andrew Wai, another passenger, told KGO-TV on Monday that the wife of one of the men who took Almurisi down later said Almurisi was yelling “Allahu Akbar.”

“There was no question in everybody’s mind that he was going to do something,” Marty said.

A male flight attendant tackled Almurisi, and other crew members and passengers, including a retired Secret Service agent and a retired San Mateo police officer, helped subdue him as he banged on the door, police said. The flight attendant put plastic handcuffs on him.

Missing from the story is any mention of Islam or a Muslim background.  I’m probably bigoted just for making that observation.  I will go flail myself now to appease the P.C. gods goddesses deities.  The flight attendant and crew members who subdued the man will probably be investigated by Nappy Napolitano for their right-wing extremism any day now.

Let’s see: Yemeni passport; speaking in Arabic; shouting “Allahu Akbar”, words that normally proceed acts of jihadism; trying to commandeer an airplane.  If only there were some common or connecting bond…

But wait!  The sleuths at the AP have it figured out!

He might have seriously mistaken the cockpit for the bathroom,” Almoraissi said. “He’s only been on three planes in his whole life.” Almurisi was taking classes in California to learn English but was not happy with his progress, his cousin said.

Oh. My. Word.

Ah, yes.  I mean, normally when I’ve really got to pinch a loaf, I bolt for the john screaming “Praise Jesus!”  Who among us hasn’t broken out into a chorus of “Amazing Grace” while our bowels rumbled?  You know, if I had a nickel for every time I had to tap a kidney I yelled “God is awesome!”, I would…um…not even have a nickel.

Nope…no liberal media bias!

May 10, 2011 - Posted by | media bias, political correctness, religion of peace


  1. This story might end up buried amid the National focus on a stinking injured HORSE at the KY derby

    Comment by Kevin | May 10, 2011

  2. A good reason to have armed pilots so extremists like him can have a pernimate relationship with osama

    Comment by SPURWING PLOVER | May 11, 2011

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  4. I’ve told my wife this: if I’m ever on a plane and some jackass jumps up and yells alla akbar I will rage upon him. If it’s between my plane going down and me getting stabbed or whatever in the cabin, then it’s on. There won’t be any of this “subdue” stuff until we land. No, it will be a beatdown. He wants to be a martyr, so be it. He will receive a beating so bad the cops will have to remove pieces of his face from my boot after we depart the plane.

    Not trying to sound tough, I’m just saying.

    Comment by John Washburn | May 11, 2011

  5. Liberals (MSM) should be relocated to deserted islands. They serve no purpose in society….

    Comment by Kevin | May 11, 2011

  6. Depicting you screaming “Praise Jesus” when you ran to the bathroom had me rolling, Jon. Thanks. X-D

    Comment by Ed B. | May 13, 2011

  7. This is why liberalism should not be allowed to control our defense.
    I think our media’s liberalism should be fought just as our fight on terrorism as there’s not much difference!

    Comment by tnjack | May 13, 2011

  8. The problem is so many are accustomed to the phrase Allahu Akbar! that it’s easy to misunderstand. He was actually screaming “Ellue Abath” which roughly translated means, “I have to take a dump a grown camel would be proud of”.

    Comment by Im_bonafide | May 14, 2011

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