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Obama ate dogs

By now, many of you know that the Romneys are catching hell over the way they transported the family Irish setter nearly 30 years ago on family vacations, namely on the roof of the car.  Ann Romney says the dog enjoyed it, and considering my dog darned near steps all over my passengers to stick his head out the window, I can see that.  Would I put my dog on the roof?  No, probably not.  But if the dog didn’t die, didn’t suffer, and it happened three decades ago, then I don’t give a wet fart on a dry January Monday how they transported their dog.

But the MSM cares.  They do not want any talk about the sky high unemployment, the exploding deficit, our crippling debt, hemorrhaging of jobs, skyrocketed fuel prices, unconstitutional power grabs…but instead, Mitt Romney’s dog from the 1980’s.

OK, you hacks.  You wanna go there?  You really wanna go on the “who loves dogs?” track.  Fine.  Let’s go there.  I’ll stipulate that Obama loves dogs more…especially with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.  Slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp-slurp!  From the Daily Caller:

Hey, if we’re going to talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago, let’s talk about how presidential candidates treated dogs decades ago.

Can you name the author of this quote?

“With Lolo, I learned how to eat small green chill peppers raw with dinner (plenty of rice), and, away from the dinner table, I was introduced to dog meat (tough), snake meat (tougher), and roasted grasshopper (crunchy). Like many Indonesians, Lolo followed a brand of Islam that could make room for the remnants of more ancient animist and Hindu faiths. He explained that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate: One day soon, he promised, he would bring home a piece of tiger meat for us to share.”

Yep, that’s Barack Obama, writing about his childhood with his stepfather Lolo Soetoro in Indonesia, from Chapter Two of his bestseller Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.

“So what? It was a long time ago,” you say. “He was a lot younger. Customs are different there. He was just doing what his stepfather told him. And hey, you can’t even prove that the dogs were ever left on top of a car, you racist.”

Hey, whatever you have to tell yourself, libs. Say what you want about Romney, but at least he only put a dog on the roof of his car, not the roof of his mouth. And whenever you bring up the one, we’re going to bring up the other.

It’s no fun when we push back, is it? That’s why it’s so much fun.

You must read the updates and the comments, which are friggin’ hilarious!  One to whet the appetite:

Q: What does Obama do when his dog gets stuck?
A: Grabs a toothpick.

Game on, beyotch.

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April 18, 2012 - Posted by | hypocrisy, media bias, Obama, Romney

7 Comments »

  1. at least he only put a dog on the roof of his car, not the roof of his mouth

    Crush, you crack me up.

    Comment by Kanaka Girl | April 18, 2012

  2. CL, you bust my chops. Yep, it’s on. The Ovomit supporters know they have nothing to run with this election cycle. The PPOTUS has made a mess of everything he has touched(purposefully, I believe) and they can’t brag on that, so look for the little tidbits of stupid stuff that the opposition did decades ago. This is gonna be an interesting race.
    Still don’t think the administration and its minions will allow an election to happen. Too chancy that the Ovomit may not get re-elected. Somehow it will get stopped and he will become the “dear leader”.
    Liberalism is a serious mental disorder.

    Comment by Jules P. Guidry | April 18, 2012

  3. You know what, I think I heard that Mitt Romney farted once at a funeral held in a Catholic church when he was fifteen years old! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?! What disrespect Romney has for Catholics like Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi (not practicing of course, but self-labeled). That is JUST the kind of stuff the “American people” need to know about! It might have been detected as many as THREE pughs (no pun intended) ahead of him! This MUST be dealt with – much more fiercely than Obama’s policies!

    Comment by Kevin | April 18, 2012

  4. By the way, the spelling of “pugh” was intentional! 🙂

    Comment by Kevin | April 18, 2012

  5. “Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon. It is almost impossible to counteract ridicule. Also it infuriates the opposition, which t then reacts to your advantage.” ~Saul Alinsky, Rules for Radicals

    #ObamaDogRecipes

    Comment by Full Metal Patriot | April 18, 2012

  6. […] (h/t: Crush Liberalism) […]

    Pingback by Obama ate dog meat, Democrats eat crow « Full Metal Patriot | April 18, 2012

  7. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there…

    Comment by George | April 19, 2012


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